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Apr. 28th, 2008 09:02 pmIf I were a smart woman, I would write a book about my experiences while working in the ER. Naturally, I'd change personal details and never say names, so as to avoid HIPPA issues, but seriously...the shit I see every day in there would fill a book easily.
Unfortunately, I really can't claim smart as a word to describe me. xD
I also decided that it would be fun to write terrible horoscopes.
"Virgo: Sleep in this morning. No. Really. You'll suffocate in your pillow rather than get hit on the head by an errant penny dropped from the Empire State Building. It's a much nicer way to die, and today's your day, darling."
Unfortunately, I really can't claim smart as a word to describe me. xD
I also decided that it would be fun to write terrible horoscopes.
"Virgo: Sleep in this morning. No. Really. You'll suffocate in your pillow rather than get hit on the head by an errant penny dropped from the Empire State Building. It's a much nicer way to die, and today's your day, darling."
